{"fact":"On average, cats spend 2\/3 of every day sleeping. That means a nine-year-old cat has been awake for only three years of its life.","length":129}
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{"slip": { "id": 3, "advice": "Don't eat non-snow-coloured snow."}}
{"fact":"If your cat snores, or rolls over on his back to expose his belly, it means he trusts you.","length":90}
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{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}
{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}
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Kappelen is a municipality in the Seeland administrative district in the canton of Bern in Switzerland.
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