{"slip": { "id": 140, "advice": "If your hair is thinning, try dying your hair a similar tone to your scalp."}}
{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 199, "advice": "Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference."}}
{"slip": { "id": 93, "advice": "The higher up you are in a company, the more likely it is that your boss is a psychopath."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 108, "advice": "Don't ever name files or folders using the word \"Final\"."}}
{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}
{"slip": { "id": 153, "advice": "Try using an old idea."}}
{"slip": { "id": 207, "advice": "Always seek out advice or opinions when making a decision."}}
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